A.M. SURFING: Olivia Wilde Likes Megan Fox’s Crush; Dumbledore’s baby; Jon and Kate Divorce

[] Actress Megan Fox last year: "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl _ Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.”

[] Olivia Wilde this month: “Of course, anything I can do to save the mountain ox, I’m happy to do.”

[] Sir Michael [Dumbledore] Gambon has baby with mistress: “Michael is open with his wife and she accepts the second relationship, though there have been rows in the past.”

[] Ed McMahon is dead: “Did anyone want to grow up to be Ed McMahon?”

[] Idiots Jon and Kate are getting divorced: “But both parents say the show will continue, with their segments of the show filmed separately.”

[] Tim Burton’s new “Alice in Wonderland” looks a lot like art work from one of my favorite painters Ray Caesar, as you can see here and here.

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